by daddy’s rookie April 18, 2018
Get the Wank shitmug. Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
by BicBoi4000 August 27, 2021
Get the Safety Wankmug. Friends and family around feeling horny?
Have a radar wank.
The act of wanking with someone close by while also being aware you could be caught at any moment so you are ready to hide your wood.
Have a radar wank.
The act of wanking with someone close by while also being aware you could be caught at any moment so you are ready to hide your wood.
by Ronk5 October 5, 2023
Get the radar wankmug. The act of gently inserting a fist into a woman's uterus, followed by his penis and masturbates while his fist is inside of the uterus.
by hellotosis August 28, 2018
Get the Cave Wankmug. The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.
This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.
This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.
Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”
by WalnutPaste April 20, 2020
Get the Wank Banditmug. by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022
Get the Wank Bankmug. by Wank blimp October 13, 2017
Get the wank blimpmug.