Serving yourself a torn apart piece is bread from a larger serving. Much like Jesus would have cut the bread at the last serving, just tear what you want.
by the timio March 17, 2015
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Also the leader of the "Geneva Warcriminals" gaming clan on Twitch and Mixer.
Also the leader of the "Geneva Warcriminals" gaming clan on Twitch and Mixer.
by Geneva Jesus November 13, 2019
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guy 2: dude! thats a jesus kill if i ever heard one!
guy 2: dude! thats a jesus kill if i ever heard one!
by OddThomas June 29, 2011
Get the Jesus Kill mug.Jesus of suburbia is a famous song from Green day's American Idiot album. After the huge popularity of the song the word Jesus of suburbia began being used for people relating to the songs lyrics. Being a Jesus of suburbia means feeling all alone, and it's just you and the world against you.
by DookieNookie February 8, 2019
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by Cloud buyyy April 15, 2021
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"Hi Martha, how was your day?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"
by Itsmanda January 24, 2013
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