I bet you think about me is a sentence that swifties use for their friends. This means if a swiftie traumatises their friend with Taylor Swift, everytime when they will see a post about Taylor Swift they will immediately sent it to their swiftie friend and they will think about them.
by lizziesiwft (taylor’s version) December 9, 2023
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Hym "What I think... Is that if I was doing what that whire Kendra was doing I WOULD HAVE NO DEFENDERS. Even if we didn't swap the genders and we were gay... If I was doing... The exact same thing... It would be wrong. I wouldn't be able to use any of your excuses. I wouldn't be able to say 'what, you don't think people can be attracted to the handicapped!?' None of that would fucking save me and anyone who didn't regard me negatively would be condmened for it. What I think is what I say I think. The reason you're trying to lob the 'he doesn't think handicrappables can fuck their staff' accusation at me is so you post hoc justify what is happening to me now AND, by extension, THEN and BEFORE then. Post hoc justification for the continuation of something the MAY HAVE ALREADY HAD SOME PRETTY EXTREME CONSEQUENCES FOR EVERYONE BUT ME. Who wants to find out? That cripple isn't better than me. You're not better than me."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
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Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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A phrase you say to someone when they have an egregious suggestion or opinion.
A phrase you say to someone when they have an egregious suggestion or opinion.
by SGT_ED May 21, 2024
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Get the I don't think they're here mug.Hym Iam "Well, if you think you've won you've lost. Someone is trying to stall. I already asked once. Now, launch a missile at the white house!"
by Hym Iam February 2, 2026
Get the If you think you've won you've lost mug.The paradoxical and self-defeating mindset where the tools of critical thinking—skepticism, demand for evidence, logical analysis—are applied selectively, rigorously, and almost exclusively to opposing viewpoints or unfamiliar information, while one's own deeply-held beliefs are protected by a shield of unexamined assumptions and motivated reasoning. It is the bias of believing you are bias-free because you are "critical," mistaking aggressive debunking of others for genuine intellectual rigor. This creates a sophisticated echo chamber where the thinker feels intellectually superior because they can tear down every external argument, never turning that same destructive gaze inward.
Critical Bias (Critical Thinking Bias) Example: A climate change "skeptic" meticulously picks apart every minor uncertainty in a complex climate model, demanding impossible levels of proof. Yet, they uncritically accept a blog post from an oil-funded think tank as definitive truth. This is Critical Bias—wielding the scalpel of scrutiny only on the other side's evidence, while performing surgery with a butter knife on their own. They believe their skepticism makes them objective, when it's just a weaponized filter for confirmation.
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