tickled pink

when a BWB woman...or fat body fists themselves, they are said to be tickled pink

yo mama is so fat n' nasty when she says she's tickled pink, that means she just fisted herself.

by wizard sleevens February 3, 2008

tickeling my rings

If i say to you that you're tikeling my rings it means that your pissin me off! the first time i heard is when i was talking to two fellas and there was a lot of migits around when he said it i thought he ment it lituralry

stoner 1: are those migits anoying you
Stoner 2: No, why?
Stoner 1: Cos there fuckin tickeling my rings

by Kate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 3, 2005

ticket system balls

Ticket System Balls (TSB) are what people grow when their IT group installs a ticketing system. It takes some of the human element out of the transaction, so people become emboldened. See also e-balls

Before ticket system balls: "Hey guys, we think there might be a problem with devtools, can you help us out? Thanks, we love you."

After ticket system balls: "3 people have looked at this. The system time is fine. We think it's a cruise thing. But it happened RIGHT after devtools was rebuilt after the swirley incident. (see Red Swirley). I've given up on suggesting anything. You guys always yell at us for doing that. I am here to point out issues. You are here to resolve issues."

by brchi February 29, 2008

Tickle-Corkin

When a male inserts his penis inside a females nostril and ejaculates inside.

Her nose was dripping because she received a Tickle-Corkin

by J3P0Y January 11, 2009

Square Dancing Tickets

Heroin

Yo, nigga, you got my square dancing tickets?

by gigidi gigidi June 11, 2009

tick

To get some playing time in a sports game.

That dude is garbage. He gets no tick.

by Ryan December 8, 2003

French Tickle

To slap one in the face with an enourmous shlong.

"Remember that one time u gave johnny that french tickle and he went blind!"

by Stealthcrip October 13, 2005