Dick-Tits

Slang for testicles cause "balls" and "nuts" are so '90s.

Honey, my hands are full and I've got a terrible itch, be a dear and scratch my dick-tits for me?

by Zackok July 10, 2016

shit tit

a name you would bestow upon a fellow human in which you thoroughly despise and wish to terminate.

"Hey there's Mike!"
"Fuck Mike. He's a shit tit."

by swankz June 11, 2013

gibbon tits

1) breasts that are flat and droop

2) a generic insult

Deakin: eeeew, i walked in on my nan in the shower and she had gibbon tits
Jake: mate, that is dirtyyyy!!!

or

Kurt: oi!! i did your mum
Jake: kurt, you are such a gibbon tits sometimes

by jakeeee haiggghhhh December 18, 2009

gibble tits

Pernounced as Jibble Tits, a nickname use for the character gibraltar from the popular game Apex Legends

Awwww fuck, I got stuck with gibble tits

by Lordkeltic April 22, 2020

tits in a tangle

When an individual is upset for a stupid fucking reason.

"Brenda went and got her tits in a tangle when she spilled her pumpkin spice latte on her Ugg boots."

by MommaFox December 1, 2014

wiffle tits

The act of beating someone across the tits with a wiffle ball bat.

I'm going to give you wiffle tits!

by Fadeddeath October 8, 2016

tits or stfd

A phrased coined on INO by me.

It's a portmaneau or "tits or gtfo" and "sit the fuck down, from the infamous scene on the 2002 Muse DVD Hullabaloo

Person 1: "you dick!"
Person 2: "tits or stfd."

by dani6661 April 30, 2009