poop hammer

poop hammer; one who prefers vigorous anal entry over all others

"melissa likes getting her stool pushed in, she's such a fucking poop hammer"

by metro anthony November 02, 2005

poop fetish

An obsession with poop. To the point where you look at poo, collect poo and use it in sentences too much. One Symptom may also be googling poop more than once a day.

''she was obbsessed with poop.... her history was filled with it!..she must have a poop fetish! "

by poop bomb March 22, 2012

Word-pooping

Function: verb
1: To talk nonsense.
2: To stray from, or avoid, the point.

He just never gets to the point; word-pooping all over the place!

by Josefin October 17, 2005

Poop Slut

One (male, female, other, or both)who is pleasured by frequent anal interactions e.g. anal penetration by penis, finger, or toy; oral anal foreplay (anal kissing); or just pooping.

Meet Mary. Mary habitually partakes in anal pleasantries. One year during Mardi Gras, Mary received many beaded necklaces- all of which she shoved up her ass- therefore making her a poopslut.

by Layana August 08, 2005

Poop Puddle

When somebody poops in random places to cause havoc for joggers and bikers.

Son of a bitch! Another Poop Puddle!

by Lanosaurus! January 15, 2005

Poop Titties

When a guy takes a massive 12 pound shit on a chicks tits and proceeds to titty fuck her.

Dave was appalled after seeing he had given his girlfriend a steaming set of poop titties.

by poopanonymous March 25, 2009

poop rape

The act of sticking your penis into a hot steamy piece of freshly dropped excrement, must be well formed and freshly crapped. Not possible with diarrhea, may hurt your penis if tried.

I jizzed last night when I poop raped Justin,s turd.

by Justin Barbados November 21, 2013