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Long sword Lesbian

A homosexual woman who fights against lesbian erasure.
Mari is a long sword lesbian who thinks he/him and they/they lesbians erase and appropriate lesbian history
by Your-Average-Neet September 9, 2020
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Long time no type

After seeing his friend on AIM for the first time in months, Harry IM'ed him "Long time no type."
by icwish August 1, 2010
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Long Island Handshake

A manual anal stimulation technique whereby the gentleman inserts four fingers, pinky at bottom... index on top, into the ladies rectum. The move is fully executed when the thumb has been inserted into the vagina and the man's hand is shook vertically as if introducing himself to the lady. A quick way to remember this technique is "four in the stink, thumb in her pink."
My new neighbor introduced me to his wife so to be polite I gave her a Long Island Handshake.

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Nothing relaxes Suzy more after a long day at the office, than a nice glass of wine and a Long Island Handshake from her boyfriend.
by sonny chiba December 26, 2006
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groton long point

Groton Long Point is small town on the Connecticut shore. A place that is nearly deserted except for the months of July and August. GLP is known for its rediculous cops...pulling over kids for riding without helmets and breaking up parties that consists of a few beers and a root table.Most of the people that come to GLP it is there second or third home... these people mostly come from fairfield county and bring there cocky ignorrant attitude to GlP. Weekends in GlP usually consists of people sitting at the "Point Spa" buying overpriced candy and drinks. The piont spa didnt even have milkshakes until it was protested. During the day kids ride there bikes around going to east dock and longboarding pretending like they are from "Dogtown." Most kids in GlP are wanna be surfer however can barely stand up on 12 foot long boards on 3 foot waves. The girls in GlP are pretty and pretend to be friends with each other but secretly hate each other while the boys try to be Bro's and try to attract these pretty but annoying girls with there long blonde flow and avator bro googles.. overall Glp is fairfield county of the shore with rich cocky kids and root parties that gets busted
girl one: wanna go to groton long point and through a party in the abandon houses...
girl two: no the cops suck there lets go to Dairy Queen
by redballon May 5, 2009
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long stem rose

The forceful insertion of a female's middle finger into the unsuspecting and soon to be bewildered poop cave of her man.
After being choke-fucked in the laundrymat, Jill retaliated with a long stem rose.
by Papa Delta December 14, 2008
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long-haired yahoo

A male/female, usually defined as attending or have attended The Southport School (TSS). A long-haired yahoo unironically employs a sense of cultural righteousness, but comes across as a bit of a lout.
Tonight we'll be debating against TSS, but I don't thing those long-haired yahoos have anything on us.
by Smiffy Smiff April 4, 2017
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Lei Wu Long

Hey! That imposter is imitating the moves from my Drunken Master movie. I'm going to show him who the REAL master is.
One thing I don't need are bastards like Lei Wu Long ruining my reputation.
by Jackie Chan September 2, 2003
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