butt crack

a crease between the thighs that emits gas and shit and sometimes a liquid substance which is quite uncomfortable

person 1: aww, i think some ass piss just came out my butt crack

person 2: man, that sucks

by Homophobic Fetal Tissue May 06, 2019

what cracks

Whats up; whats happening; whats cooking.

What cracks tonight yo, gonna get a rusty trombone from da toofless hoe on the corner? Aight yo *does Saved by the Bell handshake*

by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

Plummer's crack

Akin to a plumber's crack, but hairier, fatter, sweatier and in general, more disgusting.

"His plummer's crack made many people vomit."

by Smellybottom March 21, 2010

situation crack

its an adjective to describe how a situation has gone out of control.

"Aye Jack, we better get out o ere lad."
"Aye situation crack it is lad. A proper one. Told you not to mess with them Catholics."

by BBBBLK September 03, 2009

crack face

Someone who looks really high on crack or similar drug, pale, skinny, paranoid

"I saw a chick on Springer who had serious crack face."

by xphile_1002 April 17, 2008

crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by val July 27, 2004

crack pipe

A small brass adapter {resembling a smoking device} used by Time Trial Cyclist and Triathletes to connect their pump head to their valve stem. Used for inflating disk wheels.

When it came time to prep for the race I had to borrow my neighbor's crack pipe, having lost mine.

by sideshow bub February 14, 2007