butt crack

a crease between the thighs that emits gas and shit and sometimes a liquid substance which is quite uncomfortable

person 1: aww, i think some ass piss just came out my butt crack

person 2: man, that sucks

by Homophobic Fetal Tissue May 6, 2019

Cracked crab

When people get caught in pictures with they legs spread all open and they ain't leaving nothing to the imagination

oh girl did you see the picture of ________ last night, girl! that was cracked crab!

by AlexZanderRoxas September 8, 2010

Plummer's crack

Akin to a plumber's crack, but hairier, fatter, sweatier and in general, more disgusting.

"His plummer's crack made many people vomit."

by Smellybottom March 21, 2010

crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by val July 27, 2004

Crack Fiend

When your a little crackhead

Whatsgwarning with your life

Ahh not much bro just a crack fiend

by Crackerrrfiend123 August 7, 2018

what cracks

Whats up; whats happening; whats cooking.

What cracks tonight yo, gonna get a rusty trombone from da toofless hoe on the corner? Aight yo *does Saved by the Bell handshake*

by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

crack pipe

A small brass adapter {resembling a smoking device} used by Time Trial Cyclist and Triathletes to connect their pump head to their valve stem. Used for inflating disk wheels.

When it came time to prep for the race I had to borrow my neighbor's crack pipe, having lost mine.

by sideshow bub December 13, 2008