Taking the garlic bread out of the oven 

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.

"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."

Taking the garlic bread out of the oven by babom July 18, 2007

Talking Cheese

When someone is insulting you or talking behind your back trying to start stuff with you.

Closely related to talking smack

Bro: "Man, you're such a faggot!"
You: "Why you gotta be talking cheese, man!? You wanna fight?"

Talking Cheese by Nopatophopanop November 16, 2011

Taking my talents to South Beach 

Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.

Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.

Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

Taking my talents to South Beach by JamesGee July 10, 2010

talking shit 

Talking shit-

1. Talking a nonsensical or unrealistic way.

2. The art of not forming words properly due to a lack of energy or motivation, or an overload of inhibiting drugs.

1. Playar1: I'm so going to shag your three sisters when we get back to yours.
Playar2: I don't have any sisters. You're talking shit, mate. =/

2a. Player 1: So, I heard you liked fail ass french dishwasher for streetlamp agreeable?
Player 2: ... =/

2b. Person 1: Asdfgs hai lcoh pasrs coman hodang bitch.
Person 2: ...Just pass the fucking vodka =/

talking shit by Viscan August 13, 2007

Taking the Red Pill 

The act of suddenly or gradually understanding the superiority of the right side of the political spectrum.
This involves truly understanding the physical and metaphysical world in a way that a person on the left side of the political spectrum would normally choose chooses to ignore.

"Hey bro, I've been taking the red pill lately, and I think I finally understand everything. Care to immerse yourself in my right wing literature?."
"Nah bro, I'd rather remain ignorant. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go beat my meat to the Communist Manifesto."

Taking the Red Pill by TheAdamSandler June 12, 2017

Taking the Peanut 

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

Taking the Peanut by Big_Sak July 25, 2008

Taking it up the ass 

To take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack a sense of sarcasm.

butt hurt a total myra

I was only joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?

Taking it up the ass by Jonathan Harris February 27, 2005