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Twat log 

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.
Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
Twat log by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019
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Twat Waffle

A person who is to you, like a waffle sore is to a Vagina.
Girl, Roberto the 3rd is a Twat Waffle, actually I'd prefer an actual Twat Waffle.
Twat Waffle by MendAkin October 17, 2019

Twat Pack 

A group of incredibly cool women with individuality, feisty opinions, style and attitude. Much swearing. Fiercely loyal friendship group.
Look at that amazing Twat Pack. I wish I was part of such a cool group.
Twat Pack by Sazzle2601 November 9, 2019

Twat banger 

Derogatory term for either a male who has sex with anyone who’s easy. Could also be used for lesbians
‘She’s a twat banger
Twat banger by Justine Hampshire February 27, 2020

Twat Oven 

When you put your dick in the vagina and twist the clit like a dial to heat your meat
Quentin: I used that pussy like a Twat Oven.
Norman: You useless sack of shit.
Twat Oven by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Twat face 

Normally used to describe a good friend that has no common sense, yet somehow does well in school. They lack the ability to have a normal conversation with someone who they think is fit
She’s such a twat face
Twat face by Twatface69 April 16, 2020