by shapoofer May 27, 2011
Get the swamp wopmug. The act of going down on a member of the opposite sex who is exceptionally dirty and/or sweaty, typically both. Can refer to cunnilingus, fellatio, or rimjobs.
by Mghese July 20, 2020
Get the Swamp Lunchmug. 
Similar to the pH scale in chemistry, The SWAMP (Sesh-With-Against-Meet-Parents) Scale is a 1-10 scale used to rate a guy/girl you are dating.
The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.
For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.
Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.
The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.
For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.
Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.
The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
Yeah so I met this girl off tinder, she's fucking mental hanging out with her, I've never seen a girl do so much tequila in one night, absolute mad one, I'm definitely gonna keep seeing her but god would she ever not be appropriate to come to my cousin's wedding next month, on The SWAMP Scale I'd rate her at around a 2.
by yeahalrightthanks October 20, 2021
Get the The SWAMP Scalemug. Latin, Swampus Journalista. Someone who publishes or reports fake news. Someone who cares nothing about facts but only about promoting the agenda of the left.
" under sworn testimony in a senate hearing Mr. Comey revealed who the real swamp journalists are."
" Yeah I don't see how he had any other choice he was under oath he had to finally tell the truth."
" Yeah I don't see how he had any other choice he was under oath he had to finally tell the truth."
by Gregaroidson. June 12, 2017
Get the Swamp journalistmug. by Feralninja18 May 1, 2020
Get the swamp rillamug. *must be done by 7 foot ogre woman*
The act of ejecting yourself from your $2 rolling chair into the skull of the inferior being attempting to t-pose upon you.
The act of ejecting yourself from your $2 rolling chair into the skull of the inferior being attempting to t-pose upon you.
In kindergarten, i got swamp-slammed for trying to show the letter t with my body. Hard. I now have brain damage.
by Sweatysalamander September 17, 2018
Get the Swamp-slammug.