Step Second Cousin

A second cousin that isn’t blood related even though second cousins are barely blood related.

Man, I just found out that my second cousin isn’t my second cousin. She’s my step second cousin cause she’s not blood related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

Toddler Steps

When Baby Steps just aren't enough.

He's taking baby steps as a manager, but we really need him to start taking toddler steps.

by dilly42 September 20, 2016

step-great-grandmother-in-law

Spouse's step-great-grandmother.

step-great-grandmother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Melody Steps

When a flight of stairs between floors is split into two flights with a landing in between.

Yo.. we can't to carry that bitch of 3 flights.... and they were Melody steps.

by That cool guy over there June 6, 2024

Step on shit

To stand on business; never allowing any negative interaction to go without answer.

1. Don’t bring that bullshit over here, I really step on shit.
2. I’m not the one to play with, I really step on shit.
3. They know I step on shit, watch who you talk to.

by amonamillion November 12, 2023

texas two step

when two country boys get into a fight.

earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".

by diggymac July 18, 2018

step-great-grandmother

1- Stepgrandparent's mother.
2- Grandparent's stepmother.

My step-great-grandmother is a good person.

by QWP998756 October 15, 2021