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squirrel poor

Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.
Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.
by Ksuz June 16, 2009
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Squirreling

The act of inserting both (or one) testicles inside a woman's vagina, thus replicating a squirrels predilection for the hiding of nuts.
Mandy didn't want me to put my dick in, so we were squirreling all night instead.
by Aaacey July 4, 2019
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Squirrel

Crowley: Moose, Squirrel.
by Deanxcas March 3, 2021
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emo squirrel

emo squirrel : adjective

an emo squirrel is what you call someone who looks or acts "emo". you can call your friends it as a joke, or call other people it as an insult.
a kid named hazel called me an emo squirrel today. i fell very hurt
by maxissupercool April 29, 2022
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Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.
He is a dirt squirrel.
by kvli December 8, 2020
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Squirrel

An evil, extremely intelligent and developed animal which hides behind the public image of a cute rodent to make people think they are inoffensive.
David: I just saw a bunch of squirrels together on that tree!
Jhon: They are probably discussing the guerrilla situation on Colombia.

David: Thank god it's that, I thought it was the penguins who took care of that situation.
by SomeSexyPotato May 8, 2021
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An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).
Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!

My sister: I know right! It’s adorable
by Angel of russian songs August 8, 2020
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