Stop trading & Believe in something

a term coined by Baproll on October 3 2023 and applied specifically to the new and improved stock market index, the S&P6900.

To stop trading and believe in something means quite simply to halt trading of all crypto assets and simply hold and believe in $SPX.

doing so ushers you into a movement of tens of thousands who all share the same bullish, schizophrenic-type of belief that the S&P6900 (SPX6900) will not only “flip” the traditional stock market of it’s current value of 45.87 trillion dollars, but that it will far surpass it to attain a minimum market cap of 69 trillion.

in other words, each teeny tiny cryptographic coin that contains the entire stock market (plus an additional 6400 S&Ps) will be worth $69,000.

remember - it’s all a joke until it isn’t, so stop trading and believe in something.

examples:

Guy 1: man wtf! I put $10k into fartcoinAIshibainu and lost all my money.

Guy 2: damn homie. that $10k would be worth $100k if you had chosen to stop trading & believe in something.

by WZRD.F November 25, 2024

WAIT! STOP!

I MADE A NEW FORMULA BY ACCIDENT! IF 100% PERCENT OF NOTHING IS STILL NOTHING, THEN 0 DIVIDED BY 0 IS THE SAME AS 0/0 WHICH MEANS ITS 0%!

WAIT! STOP! also here is a new emoticon ',:)

by AmazingLion91 October 29, 2019

bus stop buddy

An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.

(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!

by teilhardo September 5, 2016

Stop-Motion

A stop motion is a type of animation that is performed in real life. You do it by taking a picture of something, after you have done that you move the object ever so slightly. Continue like this and you will have an animation. A app you can install on phones and ipads which i recommend using stop motion is called: Stop-Motion Studio

Person 1: Hey look! I made a cool Stop-Motion!
Person 2: Thats a cool stop motion dude!

by ApelCritter123 January 19, 2022

Kavanaugh Stop

When US law enforcement uses skin color as the legal basis to detain and demand citizenship papers from anyone out in public. The term was coined after Justice Kavanaugh wrote a poorly reasoned majority opinion for the Noem v. Perdomo application for stay, in which the US Supreme Court conservative majority decided that the use of racism to detain people was likely not illegal and that being detained or arrested for not looking American (white) was only a minor inconvenience.

My neighbor got swept up in a Kavanaugh Stop. She told the Ice agent that she was a US citizen and her last name was Greeley, but he just told her "she didn't look like a Greeley" and he was going to detain her overnight if she couldn't provide her papers.

by dog_fishing October 14, 2025

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

(reply to the first word) what the hell dude.

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by a literal stupid person that makes stupid things December 20, 2024

just stop oil

people who disturb the peace, vandalize and glue themselves to paintings just because they hate oil

person 1: look at them over there, they are throwing orange paint on the mona lisa and gluing themselves to the wall!
person 2: typical Just Stop Oil activists...

by mxrgannnnn13 August 2, 2024