Squirrelly Saunter 

The way you walk after someone pushes your testicles into your rectum during sexual intercourse, so named for the squirrel, who hides its nuts.

"That guy is walking slyly, yet demurely."

"Yes, he's doing the squirrelly saunter."

-or-

"That sex was hot last night, but today I had to squirrelly saunter into work."

-or-

"That guy dances like his balls are up his ass. He's doing the Squirrelly Saunter."

Squirrelly Saunter by Virgovibes December 23, 2008

Squirrelcide

(v); The act of a squirrel committing suicide, usually by jumping in front of a moving vehicle. (AKA Death by Automobile)

Man, that squirrel was so depressed, I'm surprised it took him so long to decide to commit squirrelcide.

Squirrelcide by playswithsquirels May 30, 2011

squirrellin'

To be young and be a fucking retard.

Also to be young, and moving side to side rapidly on IRacing

The 4:45 AM EST has a lot of FUCKING SQUIRRELS.

This motherfucker moved to wall to the line about 70000000000 times. fucking squirrellin'

squirrellin' by PC10DaTruth July 15, 2011

Squirrelling The Turd

The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.

John was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the turd.

Squirrelling The Turd by Pete1688 October 6, 2012

Squirrels penis 

Also known as a 'Wet Willy'

It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'

Squirrels penis by Super Sandy Cheeks February 2, 2022

SquirrelVR 

The best gorilla tag player in juking and scaling

SquirrelVR has the greatest content

SquirrelVR by Zoomi February 25, 2022

Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels 

Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.

Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.

Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018