stufflebeaming

Avoiding any and all work as much as possible. Someone who consistenly does nothing but breath. Slacking off. Simply existing.

-"Hey what's Tim up to?"
-"Nothing, he's just stufflebeaming."

-"My science teacher gave me so much homework, I'll be stufflebeaming in her class all day!"

by lady_gaga_loves_you February 28, 2010

ass soufflé

when someone puts their lips on your asshole and you fart in their mouth, and they swallow it. the action is mostly a fetish item and is not very commonly seen in intercourse.

i gave my girlfriend an ass soufflé last night and she really seemed to enjoy it. then she burped out my fart and i sniffed it.

by anal carbonation October 6, 2010

snuffleupagus

A rather unattractive female with physical properties similar to the Sesame Street muppet, snuffleupagus

Alan had sex with a real snuffleupagus last night

by Big Birdo April 29, 2007

Shufflers

A derogatory term for Asian Tourists. Referencing the manner in which they walk. Their large group dynamics and behavior tends to allow and encourage each other to push other people out of their way. Often occurring when more than a few are present in route to a destination. Asian persons who behave without regard or courteous manners to others, while shuffling their feet when they walk. Despite cultural norms in their home county, it is often performed in said manner abroad, routinely offending locals or non-Asians. Noun.

When the bus stopped at the Grand Canyon, all the Shufflers poured out with their iPads in their hands ready to take pictures, and bulldozed everyone in their way to get to the view.

by GKQ May 14, 2015

Snuffle

When an individual blows their nose into a womans vagina as to achieve lubrication prior to sexual intercourse.

I was really hung over from a night of drinking, so my mouth was completely dry, and my wife's vagina was comparable to the course sands of the Sahara. So I snuffled her.

by AngryMountainPig March 7, 2011

Shuffles

When you have multiple songs stuck in your head that keep changing. Derived from the IPod's Shuffle option.

Dude, I've got The Beatles, Led Zepplin, and Lady Gaga stuck in my head.
Looks like you've got a case of the Shuffles.

by Nacho Mouse May 17, 2011

snuffleuffagus

Your imaginary childhood friend.
A pigmant of the imagination

Child: Mom me and my snuffleuffagus are going for a walk
Mom: But there is no-one with you son

You get me ?

by McGinnzer January 21, 2009