Master Funnery Sausage

E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.

Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.

by MLCpl August 6, 2010

Spicy Italian Sausage

A Spicy Italian Sausage is when you try to get freaky with a girl so she offers a footjob, then proceeds to Indian Burn your dick with her feet.

Person A: "Dude why do you have a limp, did you get freaky last night? Haha"
Person B: "She offered a FJ and gave me Indian Burn in the process"
Person A: "hahaha dude, she gave you a Spicy Italian Sausage? That's what you get for trying to spice up your sex life"

by GlitterCupcakke420 September 28, 2019

polish sausage

The organ of a man of polish descent.

I cannot believe Pelky whipped out his polish sausage while dancing on the table during grad week.

by Woodman January 3, 2005

cement sausage

An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups or as the third leg in a tripod stance.

While watching Jessica Alba in a bathing suit in Into the Blue, I used my cement sausage to catapult cashews through the air into my food hole.

by Karl L August 25, 2006

Whipped Sausage

When a girl sprays whip cream on a guys cock and than sucks it all off until he cums.

I heard last year Guiliana gave Teddy a whipped sausage and she didn't even leave a drop of whip cream and she let him jizz all in her mouth.

by M-stoneman21 June 26, 2009

Rusty Sausage

The act of inserting a frozen breakfast sausage in one's rectum then putting it back in the package. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a package of breakfast sausage in the office break room refrigerator for several days.

I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his breakfast especially the rusty sausage I left in the break room.

by meatlover1234 December 9, 2010

Butt sausage

When your penis still smells like ass after anal sex.

The gay kid probably has a butt sausage.

by Joe J. April 22, 2008