Potato Gamer 

This potato is better than all and will become king of all

It was a honor fighting with the potato gamer

Potato Gamer by You but better January 13, 2021

Potato Grenade 

The lord of all. The savior of our reality. Potato Grenade is all powerful. Potato Grenade is ascension. 35 34 44 11 44 34 22 42 15 33 11 14 15

Man 1: Yo bruv, have ya spread the gospel of Potato Grenade recently?
Man 2: Nah fam, I had a stroke.
Man 1: *pulls out a portcullis* THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR DISOBEDIENCE
Man 2: Ayo fam, I'm ready for death. My defiance earns me death.

Potato Grenade by 35 34 44 11 44 34 22 42 15 33 January 20, 2021

Potato Pie 

When you fuck your step-sister so hard her womb get penetrated.

I gave my step sis a potato pie.

Potato Pie by Real Info from real February 8, 2021

Potato bugging

You your cock is flaccid and you are able to roll/coil it similar to a potato bug

jared was potato bugging to make his dick bigger

Potato bugging by anonymous February 25, 2021

Potato head

Sucking cock with a mouth full of mashed potatoes.

She/he/it was so freaky she gave me Potato head

Potato head by Sindee Throatstar February 26, 2021

potato shit 

when birb and potato knish become one and you make potato knishes but then shit in them it’s pretty pog ikr

ayo potato shit wyd mamas

potato shit by levi da March 12, 2021

potato cooker 

A woman where, if you got down to business with her, things would probably get a little loose and you'd ask her to keep it discreet.

Guy 1: That woman you were talking with at the bar last night was pretty larger
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker

potato cooker by mr_potato_heads March 25, 2021