Cactus pants

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.

OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.

by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016

gym pants

Gym pants are the best pants you can sleep in , you can move in them , u can keep still and they aren’t tight asf so your not comfortable, you should buy some (aka ) football shorts

Yo! Gym pants are the best to sleep in!

by Realist.zy February 17, 2019

holey pants

A pair of pants that is full of holes and is not formal enough for a picture.

Hayley, next time, don't wear holey pants because we need to take this picture.

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

epic pants

they look epic

hey dude look at those epic pants

by crazy_diaper lover 405894 May 18, 2021

cutie pants

A term of endearment, usually expressed as a sudden exclamation over a child & not primarily related to looks or appearance, but rather the overall sweetness of the child a combination of behaviors, acts or expressions. Sometimes used when a child does something sweet, but unexpected or surprising. This colloquial phrase expresses the feeling of delight over the child's cuteness by the person making the exclamation. Sometimes expressed (but rarely) over teens or young adults. An American colloquialism.

What a little cutie pants!

by RR55 January 24, 2022

pike pants

A member of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity’s pants. Most commonly found in a female college student’s living space.

“Oh my God Lily, do you also have pike pants in your house right now?”

“Dude, I totally left my pile pants somewhere last night.”

by gibtionarydotcom February 12, 2023

Oil Panting

Intimate Petrol Sniffing

Tiffany and I went to the local gas station disrobed for some serious oil panting

by whypsi January 7, 2017