Post pool dick

When you get out of the pool and you get temporary micro penis.

"Been married 6 years a d my wife has still never seen my post pool dick."

by "The" Ben L. June 30, 2017

post-water clarity

When you’re thirsty as FUCK and you drink water a whole water bottle and it feels good as hell; then afterwards realize that water doesn’t even taste good, or like anything at all then go and get a soda.

Mike: damn bruh you good?

Trent: huuhhh? yeah bro just thirsty as fuck, this water is amazing fr.

Mike: oh fr?

Trent: nah actually i just was thirsty as fuck, ight im gonna go get a Mountain Dew because it tastes good.

Mike: you just had post-water clarity.

by rog43 January 29, 2022

Post-Avatar Depression

A sadness or depression at the fact of not being able to live in a fictional world usually presented in a film, video game or book. It was given a name after the release of James Cameron's Avatar when a large amount of people expressed this feeling going as far as to say they are suicidal on internet forums. This phenomenon would later go on to inspire the creation of the Reality Shifting TikTok trend (Which is just dreaming, despite what the 14 year old girls would want you to believe.)

James: I'm really depressed after reading Harry Potter. I want to live in that world so bad.
Cameron: Well James, what you're feeling is Post-Avatar Depression. It'll go away in a few weeks.

by TwizzBMRF June 28, 2022

post-communist kleptocracy

That delightful period after a communist country falls during which everything becomes surprisingly stealable. A system of government that has a heavy focus on criminality and survival-of-the-fittest. What happens when commies turn on each other.

Russia after the Soviet Union became a post-communist kleptocracy.

by Ahod February 22, 2009

post pussy drip

(noun) When semen drips out of one's vagina at least 12 hours after intercourse.

"Oh my god, I have post pussy drip coming down my leg, I have to go to the bathroom!"

"He cums so much that I had post pussy drip a whole day after we fucked (Thank you Rob....mmmmm...baby)."

*Feels something trickle out of her pussy* *smells* "Shit, I completely forgot that happened last night...."

by SexyHotWordBitch April 22, 2010

Post Buggy Nap

A nap taken after participating in a Carnegie Mellon event called Buggy, where people push 3 wheeled vehicles around at 6-9 am on weekend mornings.

That was an excellent morning of rolls, guys! Time for my post buggy nap.

by Matt Laroche November 14, 2004

Post Ho Depression

The act of remorseful regret when a woman realizes how successful some of the nice men she screwed over have become on her way to whoring it up with general thugs, vagabonds, street hustlers, pimps, players, & dumb asses of the day. --- ASR

Would you believe Stacy is in Post Ho Depression? Yeah, she saw her ex fiance and his wife at the bank. Apparently, they bought this new big house together. Meanwhile, her baby daddy just violated his probation, again.

by The Evilness August 17, 2009