mumble pants 

Pants that are so tight you can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they are saying

Did you see that hotty in the mumble pants, she is fine

mumble pants by gum13y June 23, 2008

pecker pants 

Pecker pants are not flood pants, as indicated by the other guy.

Pecker pants are any loose fitting pants such as sweat pants, pjs, track pants, etc that are worn with no underwear.

Ur pecker bulges out like a sore thumb, really noticeably.

Mom: OMG son, I can see your junk thru those pants!

Son: Mom, u suck! Stop checking out my meatspin when I come down the stairs.

Mom: Well stop wearing those pecker pants and I'll get back to making u cookies.

pecker pants by foogan October 18, 2008

stirrup pants 

Women's stretch pants that feature a strap that goes underneath the wearer's foot.

Overweight women should NEVER, EVER wear stirrup pants!!

stirrup pants by oldgeezer October 16, 2009

spagina pants 

From 'spaghetti' plus 'vagina'. Tight pants so slutty that only a spaghetti-thin model could fit their skank vagina into them.

Suzie wore the whoriest spagina pants to her prom and her life nosedived from there.

spagina pants by gregjockca December 15, 2010

Try-Hard Pants

In Gaming, when a player is doing well, as if determined.

"Wow this kid has his Try-Hard pants pulled all the way up to his chest"

Try-Hard Pants by Slaytanix October 6, 2009

Shut up cargo pants 

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.

Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”

Shut up cargo pants by I arent click that May 11, 2020

sponge bob square pants 

one extreanly hot sexy spongey lil bitch,i would never use him as a household tool!!!

i want him to absorb my spillage!!!!!!!!

sponge bob square pants by spongebobfreakme!!! April 19, 2004