by Weakest Link August 23, 2009
The act of forcing a turd from your butthole. Often involves grunting due to the fight to push out the feces. Similar to trying to move a literal cow, California Brown Cow is large and stubborn
-Dude what was all that grunting in there?
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture
by cdm0048 August 28, 2013
Typically a Female, who always plays the victim or marytr card when something goes wrong in her life and will not accept blame for the situation or own up to their own actions. Often used to describe a large mentality of women (and some men) in the midwest, however does occur world wide.
She says she is 200 pounds because he stresses her out, and therefore she eats. It's his fault she is fat, what a snow cow" or "She won't get a job, now that they are divorced because she says he 'held her back from her goals' all those years, when in reality, she kept getting pregnant. I can't believe he ever married such a snow cow."
by soccerchula July 28, 2010
by AlmostDeadly November 15, 2004
by ganged July 31, 2017
You begin by combining your cum with cow shit. You then freeze this new liquid into solid form. You finish by telling a friend that is a new type of ice cream. Warning: only allow friend to eat 2 scoops - anymore is considered deadly.
by Pimp Master K March 28, 2003
A fat ugly fake ass greedy dirty stinky sweaty grimy bitch who thinks she's the shiznit and is too much of a pussy to be real.
That WENDY is a MOO COW CUNT
Does TAMIKIA know shes a MOO COW CUNT
That MOO COW CUNT is a rug muncher
T, Im not sitting next to that MOO COW CUNT, she has herpes!
Does TAMIKIA know shes a MOO COW CUNT
That MOO COW CUNT is a rug muncher
T, Im not sitting next to that MOO COW CUNT, she has herpes!
by tea baggin March 13, 2010