Pot Thought

One of those crazy thoughts that pops into your head when you're stoned out.

Stoned Guy 1 "Dude, we should turn this couch into a spaceship and go to the moon."

Stoned Guy 2 "We might find ALIENS, man!"

Not Stoned Guy "Dude, what a pot thought."

by EvanAlmighty January 27, 2010

Nutty pot

When ready to ejaculate on your partners face, you put the tip of your penis against their nostril and blow your load, cleaning out their sinuses.

I was all congested till my husband gave me a nutty pot last night.

by Romasu December 29, 2021

hanging the pot on

Stalling for time to get away with something. Seems to be common in SE England but no mention of origin anywhere online. Please post up if you know!

Little Susan was keeping very quiet reading, which she never did. "Come on", said her father, "its bedtime - you're hanging the pot on."

by SouthernNomad November 4, 2021

Pot attack

When you smoke pot and a few minutes later pass smooth out. Almost like you die and then come back to life.

Last night I was smoking pot with my friends, then all the sudden sherri had a pot attack, we thought she died.

by messy bun2 November 3, 2022

Local Pot Spot (LPS)

A local/nearby location which is safe to smoke at without being caught.

Troye Sivan: Hey, do you know where there's a local pot spot (LPS)?

Security Guard: Yes, you can go to that balcony over there.

by BiStander June 12, 2018

pot fuck

A party where everyone brings their wife and they all share

Hey Randy you going to the pot fuck? I heard Tim's wife is smoking hot.

by CloudJumper November 11, 2020

Rock The Pot

Well its a term me and my friends made it means to Fucking Blast a giant shit load on the toilet.

I need to rock the pot.
Damn man you rocked the pot
Its smells in here did you rock the pot?

by Bryan Hooper May 3, 2004