Moist Towelette

Synonym for idiot, moron

Your such a fucking moist towelette

by pseudonymformyrealname October 17, 2017

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moiz zahid

An introverted person. Usyally does not go out unless forced by an extrovert that has adopted him. Despite introvert tendency he has very big ego and makes enemy very quickly. His greatest advantage is that he has a way with men. In the romantic sense. Moiz Zahid can make any man fall in love with him with his seductive prowess and likes do get down and dirty with anyone and everyone. However, he has not yet openly confirmed his homosexuality

Guy 1: *Touches guy 2's nether regions
Guy 2: HEY! Don't be a moiz zahid!

by MuqsitCake November 22, 2021

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moist

to go to the back room of your house and begin to sing while a giraffe, a gazelle, hippo, and/or a laser pointer for some advanced people and then shave you head with a pair of giant toe rings

i cant believe that guy went to my house just so he could go to my room and moist away....

by Brian...Bitch March 22, 2005

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Moist

Extremely pleased or pleasing. Derived from "most terrific" + slurred speech = Moisturific" truncated yeilds Moist. More naughtily derived from a woman's sexual arousal.

Wow! That made me moist!

by Pitorch April 24, 2005

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Moist Lap Dance

While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.

Yo Bobby did you hear about Brian getting that Moist Lap Dance? It was pretty gnar!

by Bobby "Moist" Barnes March 25, 2009

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