Mexican lipstick

Smears of blood around the mouth of a person who has been performing cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

"Oh daddy, has someone given you a bunch of fives" said a distraught Charles.
"No, it's one's Mexican lipstick" replied Phillip smugly.

by Dunky Oggins June 11, 2006

mexican hot box

A type of hot box in which a bathroom shower is all the way hot on full blast to create a sauna out of the rest of the room. The extreme moisture build-up is known to absorb some of the smell, even though it can still reek on the outside.

Don't make the bathroom into a mexican hot box yet! I need to piss first!

by Jaydog586 September 27, 2005

Mexican Piss Water

A pejorative referring to Corona brand beer, due mainly to the fact that it has very little body compared to other lagers.

Don't give me that Mexican Piss Water, when you have a frosty six-pack of Red Stripe in the fridge.

by Baphometix June 10, 2009

Mexican Standoff

When everyone is waiting for everyone else to make a move.

Two or more drivers approach a 4 way stop, each waiting for the other to go through is a Mexican Standoff.

by wiseman11 March 24, 2009

mexican landslide

When you cum on your partner's face and proceed to push her down the stairs.

My bitch got uppity so I gave her a mexican landslide and she broke her arm.

by Cwama March 4, 2007

White Mexican

Mexicans that are predominantly of European Descent usually from Spain, France, Italy, Germany, etc. Most live in the Northern and Western parts of Mexico such as Guadlajara and Monterrey. They are pretty hot looking people and heck Mexico needs more of them. They make up 20-30% of Mexico's population. They even live in the cleaner and richer parts of Mexico.

"Hello Fellow American Tourist!"
"No Im a native here to México!"
"Perdon pense que eras Americano, there really are alot of White Mexican people up here"

by AMLO>Trump December 31, 2018

american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket

The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york

Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!

by papajewww September 29, 2010