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largest meat slinger you'll ever meet. Definitely loves to suck cock and often skips class. He is sexually attracted to the GTA loading screen and can not go more than 5 minutes without ripping his nicky.
Man that guy is packing, that must be matt white from endfield, ct!
by jizz king 1234 March 1, 2022
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Matt

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Oh, you're so slow, you're just like Matt!
by Muttonheadforthewin January 8, 2023
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Uh Matt

INFORMAL · AUSTRALIAN
exclamation
used to express acknowledgement of one’s failure to retort a critical remark, usually during an exchange of banter.
“‘You wish you could do that!’ ‘Uh Matt…’”
• HUMOROUS

used as a friendly or informal greeting, or to

attract attention.

Etymology: from common interjection ‘uh’ + ‘Matt’, short for Matthew, the name of the person who coined the exclamation; popularised by the humorous nature of this remark, the use of this exclamation spread from western New South Wales to eastern New South Wales over a short period of time during the beginning of 2024
“‘You wish you could do that!’ ‘Uh Matt…’”

“Uh Matt, what are you doing this weekend?”
by Matty J Kobe May 26, 2024
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matt and vivian

yo you looked this up chuvak? “dude” in Russian

Matt and Vivian have so many inside jokes and only love each other because they both lost all their common sense due to too much vaping and think they found the one. They both have their issues but to each other perfectly aligned and supportive. They are cordial folks one-on-one but fun to be around if you are their besties but not, them together is like third wheeling girl best friends, shady :)
guy 1: Matt and vivian could be Patrick Star and Sandy Cheeks doppelgängers.

guy 2: Yeah because matt’s snap score is higher than viv most days. her head is always in the clouds. I am surprised she got into community college. yo is that’s why they always wear their prescribed sunglasses everywhere they go?

guy 1: nah. they told me they like to clearly see each other, even when it’s sunny🤣

girl 1: 🥺They are both so extra as fetch sometimes. Though, they are really cool and nice people with an amazing friend group. They both helped me with my calculus's hw and always bought me a coffee before every club meeting bc i was saving for a car!

guy 3: Vivy is so lucky. Matt is so fine 🏳️ 🌈

girl 2: Matt gifted me a yellow hat from his college gift shop for my birthday because I was dating his bro.🥳

Coach: Vivian you need to trust matt. It’s just like dance honey but with ice skates. Do you want to be the first loser again at this figure skating tournament or take home the trophy this time? Again please.
by duck duck, goose July 25, 2022
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Kristan & Matt

The perfect example of a ride or die love! These two are the definition of an amazing couple. They love fierce and have overcome obstacles only others can dream of. It is the greatest love story of all time. Best friends until the end.
Look at Kristan & Matt… I wanna be just like them.
by K84 August 10, 2021
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Matt farted

Damn it Matt farted again evacuate the area NOW
by The prankster July 20, 2021
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matt-bruce effect

the godly gift laid upon men on (already taken) girls making all of the birds go bananas.
Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect
by Ursecretsanta November 30, 2020
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