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guy 1: Isaac and kelsea broke up because kelsea cares about her friends before isaac.

girl 1: yeah but we are together and so are our other friends? They should be set whenever isaac stops “full sending” 😶 🌫️
by duck duck, goose July 26, 2022
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Mak and Max have a perfect relationship but they are both insecure and think they don’t meet each other needs, but they do!
Makayla and Maxance are rich nibbas and give the best advice indirectly. Their presence together makes you care more about your education, what you say, and especially your looks.

girl 1: yo mak thinks maxance likes you more

girl 2: yeah because friends trumps lovers.🖕🏾 Though i am into hockey players. His heart and love belongs to Makayla. He was getting drunk on plane a few weeks ago, i hope he doesn’t have to marry an Arab girl to make his family hap pee !!
by duck duck, goose July 26, 2022
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On Campus Security: “Dude there’s Andre and Arianna. They are always having a great time and greet me. Super nice couple

At clubs DJ: “ ye Andre later starts spinning Arianna around the dance floor when i stop playing country music . One of my favorite couples.”
Doctor: Andres and Arianna don’t have a drinking problem until they graduate college

guy 1: Andres hasn’t smiled like that in so long. He’s a lucky dude.

girl 1: They are so perfect for each other but I heard viv taught them how dance like that. She doesn’t like to be embarrassed, even though she gets the drunkest. always wears light colors or slutty dresses so her man can feel heroic by holding her. “Matt ur hands are a little low, that’s her a$$ dude” -Andres and Arianna. “come on, SHES GRABBING MINE” (turns around) -said Matt. (viv in Matt’s hat to hide her face) “did someone say cones? I’ll go, but i am getting a McFlurry” -viv pg-13

guy 2: Arianna is so dreamy and nice. I hope Andres accidentally likes a girls picture or something. I bet nothing could break them up 😒

some person : “They think they are so cool” (sitting on the floor with no boo)
by duck duck, goose July 26, 2022
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yo you looked this up chuvak? “dude” in Russian

Matt and Vivian have so many inside jokes and only love each other because they both lost all their common sense due to too much vaping and think they found the one. They both have their issues but to each other perfectly aligned and supportive. They are cordial folks one-on-one but fun to be around if you are their besties but not, them together is like third wheeling girl best friends, shady :)
guy 1: Matt and vivian could be Patrick Star and Sandy Cheeks doppelgängers.

guy 2: Yeah because matt’s snap score is higher than viv most days. her head is always in the clouds. I am surprised she got into community college. yo is that’s why they always wear their prescribed sunglasses everywhere they go?

guy 1: nah. they told me they like to clearly see each other, even when it’s sunny🤣

girl 1: 🥺They are both so extra as fetch sometimes. Though, they are really cool and nice people with an amazing friend group. They both helped me with my calculus's hw and always bought me a coffee before every club meeting bc i was saving for a car!

guy 3: Vivy is so lucky. Matt is so fine 🏳️ 🌈

girl 2: Matt gifted me a yellow hat from his college gift shop for my birthday because I was dating his bro.🥳

Coach: Vivian you need to trust matt. It’s just like dance honey but with ice skates. Do you want to be the first loser again at this figure skating tournament or take home the trophy this time? Again please.
by duck duck, goose July 26, 2022
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