by sewerslidewhore December 12, 2021
Better watch out for Apple, Google, and Facebook. They're all investing heavily in machine lurking these days.
by boltzmannbrain November 20, 2015
"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"
"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"
"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
by Jeffi June 16, 2018
by Maniditie February 04, 2018
by jamlew12 November 04, 2016
A russian machine to mouth off other people.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.
"That Blyat Machine sucks"
by Sleepy Hed February 26, 2021