milamed

When a bartender gets a customer so drunk that they wake up in there own urine and vommit. With possible jail time to follow.

I went to concert pub last night and got so milamed.

by Mic hou January 26, 2017

Milky wobblers

Big pale wobbling tit's. Preferably full of milk.

Quooooooooar son look at the milky wobblers on that!!!!

by Milky wobblers March 17, 2017

milky bowl

While using your bong as a fleshlight you ejaculate into it and smoke a bowl through it afterward.

"Have you smoked a milky bowl?" "No dude, what is that?" "Let me see your bong real fast and a picture of your mom."

by Haulass June 9, 2017

Millwarded

Absolutely bolloxed, mashed up and in a bit of a mess

Dan was proper Millwarded last night!

by The Crunchie One August 6, 2017

Milwaukee's Best

Cheep beer. But not like, "Oh dear God! What have I done with my life!?" cheep beer. More along the lines of, "Well... fuck it. Things could be worse." cheep. But for about $13 a 30 rack, what do you really have to lose?

Person 1: "I picked up a 30 rack of Milwaukee's Best."
Person 2: "Nice. Let's get drunk and forget that everything sucks!
Person 3: "I lost my job and I'm now homeless. I think I'll stick with a steel reserve. Milwaukee's Best is just too good for me."

by gypsy_lady4092 May 24, 2018

military second

a quick moment of time halted to where everyone stops what they're doing to experience the moment together.

person: "hold on one hot military second, y'all!" (surrounding noises come to a chosen halt) *person farts*

everyone nearby: laughs and scurries in disgust

by fresh fritterdilly June 16, 2018

Milewski

verb, informal
past tense: Milewskied; past participle: Milewskied

1. To end a conversation abruptly after attaining a desired goal, often leaving the other party confused.

2. To hang up, or otherwise end a phone call, abruptly and without formally finishing a conversation, almost always causing the other party to keep talking, until they realize, rather embarrassingly, that you've already hung up.

1. Argh! I just got Milewskied. I was talking to no one for like 30 seconds.

2. Hey! Don't just Milewski me and walk away!

by Duuurtyjojo August 29, 2018