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Master Troll

Typically a self appointed title claimed by social media fucktards.
by Orwell knows January 29, 2017
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Master Blaster

Also "the Super Shocker" - 2 in the stink and 1 in the pink as opposed to it's more common and comfortable cousin.
I hooked up with a drunk groupie back stage at the Steel Panther concert last week and when she begged me for more, I gave her the Master Blaster.
by VickersVagina March 29, 2010
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Cunt Master Colonel

Someone who is such a cunt that they have reached the rank of Colonel in the cunt brigade.
by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008
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Sega Master System

Console system launched in direct competition with the Nintendo Entertainment System by accident. Was more a response to the Atari and Intellivision systems of the early 80s. Still, by some accounts this system was more powerful than the NES and was destroyed only by Nintendo's questionable business strategies in the US. The Sega Master System was actually quite popular in some markets. Then again, so is David Hasselhoff.
There was a Knight Rider game for the Sega Master System, but it includes no singing by Michael Knight.
by Mr_MoJo_Risin777 May 5, 2003
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Pimp master swag

The master pimp, the master of all pimps. He's does everything for everyone he's has more swag than anyone else. Their is only one pimp master swag. And he is awesome.
Guy 1:You see the pimp master swag over there.

Guy 2: Ya, he is the most swaggy person ever he is the only master pimp.
by TheRealPimpMasterSwag October 16, 2014
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chicken butt master

someone who has chicken butted an extremely large amount of people
girl 1: those two girls rain and hailey are chicken butt masters.

girl 2: omg really? aidan says he's also a chicken butt master but i'm not completely sure.
by hailskiey March 22, 2021
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Swag Master of the Universe

Someone who's outrageous swagger is so unreal and mind-blowingly amazing that he/she is named a Swag Master. However, since only one Swag Master of the Universe can exist, one's swag must be so intense and epic that people physically pass out from prolonged exposure to it. That is what constitutes a Swag Master of the Universe.
Some examples of past winners of the honorous title "Swag Master of the Universe" include interenet meme star Kamina with the epic cape and shades, and more recently Justin Bieber... LOL jk.
by Swaggg man October 4, 2012
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