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Do me a lemon

Quite simply this is another way of saying "Do me favour". However this version tends to be used by people who live in and or frequent London, England.

Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .
#1 Do me a lemon, and give me a lift to the pub.

#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.
by Gazcap June 3, 2024
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Lemon Taste in Women

A Lemon Taste in Women, or a Sour Taste in Women is when you have resentful or dissapointing taste in women.

People usually associate this taste with ugly, unpassionate, or just toxic women in general.
"I like women that stomp on me and treat me like shit."

"Bro, you got a lemon taste in women."
by Remanterm December 31, 2022
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Lemon Squeezing

The act of licking and playing with someone's testicles while they're urinating.
Ronnie really wants me to give her a lemon squeezing tonight. I hope she doesn't get any on my face.

I missed the toilet bowl a bit while my girlfriend was giving me a Lemon Squeezing
by DanksterMeme69 July 12, 2025
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The Lemon Law

In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.
The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.
by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025
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Burnt Lemon

It is a white asian who tans very easily. Imagine a lemon, being toasted.
That asian over there plays tennis, LIKE A BURNT LEMON.
by Brwnrce April 19, 2016
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Lemon Water

Lemon Water refers to the greatest up and coming band out there. LISTEN TO THEM,
also the singer has a massive dong and the drummer aswell

peters is pretty big too i guess
I played Lemon Water in the car today and i loved it

isnt the singer and drummer so hot

i have never seen a dick so big
by Olliesgotabigschlong March 21, 2024
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Lemoned

Where you smoked so much fake weed yo stomach feel sour
Yo bro
What
I smoked the wrong shit
Nigga you lemoned
by LemonNigga101 February 4, 2016
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