josh’s crush

A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe

Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush

Josh: nice try nerd

by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019

josh walker

josh walker smells

josh walker is a big pedo and shags any bird with a pulse, he stinks really bad. he only showers one a month and never brushes his teeth. he has a big obsession about a girl called kelci and gemma, he had a 3 some with them but they ended up patching him because of the smell of his fishy bum

by nico tole March 14, 2019

Josh Hancock

Just dumb

"Who was the dumb guy"
"Probably josh hancock"

by anonymous August 26, 2018

josh pringle

The baddest Mother Fucker of all Mother Fuckers.and not only will he bend your mom over he will duck your wife. And your sister. LONG DICK STYLE!

His known habitat for him would be on a job site doing all the work screaming at worthless fucks all day to do their job.

If you think you find a Josh Pringle in the wild just CA CAW and if one is around you will get a CA CAW in return.

Guy1: Man. Just seen Josh Pringle's car in your driveway while you were at work.

Guy2: Son of a bitch my whore wife is back at it again.

by Cantstopmenow January 17, 2017

Josh Schussler

The most amazing person ever. He's a great singer, actor, and human being all together. He will be the best boyfriend ever to you and he won't cheat with anyone else. He is well known, very sexy, and just an overall perfect man.

Ericka- Who's that beautiful guy standing like a god over there?!?

Tiffany- Oh, him? That's Josh. Josh is mine. MY Josh Schussler! MINE!!!

by ~URBANDICTIONARY~ June 1, 2011

Josh Garrido

He the most handsome person you will ever meet, would fuck him myself if I could. He is AMAZING full stop. Not much else to say.

(Also packing 9 inches)

Girl (to friend)"there's Josh Garrido, oofffff, he turns my pussy into a waterfall"

by joshgarrido April 13, 2020

Josh Dylan

The cutest, hottest fuckin actor ever. Has a 11/10 accent, very sexy. I’m usually not one for blondes, but I’d risk it all for him. I literally want him to run me over with a semi truck, shoot me in the head, put my remains in a blender, and press pulse. Literally everything about him is perfect. His abs, his veins, his hair, his voice. Jesus Christ I want him to fuck me.

Person 1: Have you seen Josh Dylan in that movie?
Person 2: Fuck yeah I did!

by croup coughdashian February 26, 2019