January 9

National give the you hang out with your sweatshirt. and while you are at it, kiss them 💗

Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”

Guy: “because it is January 9th”

by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020

January 1

January 1 is the day all the crackheads were born.

Hey Suzan you’re a crackhead,since you were born on January 1st

by 🦄🐺 February 16, 2020

January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho

"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail

by flip_flopin_Maniacc March 13, 2020

January 4

This day Is a holy day. It is know that on this day we celebrate National Grape Day. This message was brought to you by Pakistan

What is January 4
National grape day

by SavorOFpakistan October 1, 2020

January 6th

It's the birthday of famous consulting drama queen Sherlock Holmes. You can celebrate it by clueing for looks or wearing the purple shirt of sex. But healthy alternative is also just being an asshole to all your friends

Person A: Dude it's January 6th
Person B: Shut up, I'm clueing for looks
Person A: oH...nice shirt btw
Person B: THATS THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX YOU IDIOT

by catbush_da_potato October 31, 2019

January 22

if you were born on this day your crush has to get you a present.🎁💝

On January 22 your crush will get you a gift.

by hannahmontana01 December 19, 2020

January 22

Tell ur crush you like them day. <3

Lila: I’m gonna tell my crush I like him.
Jayda: why?
Lila: cause it’s January 22nd

by Bitchimgay.😯 September 15, 2021