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Jessica

A feminine name used for basic kids who claim to have a certain ethnicity but really only like the sound of it and one dish from that culture.

A woman to claim to be in love with a man who is ten years younger than her who has a kid and is scheduled to be married while playing games with a man who is head over heels for her and gives her the world.

A lady who changes styles and accents(to impress males) more than a woman who is on the run from child support changes her last name.
The worst person you could have on your team.
"I don't trust her around my boyfriend... she acts like she is above middle class." "Her name's Jessica."
by BinkieDoodle March 23, 2019
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Jessica

A retarded girl who only talks about Quentin
Yo why won’t jessica stop talking about Quentin
by Samamon September 28, 2019
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Jessica Alba

Wow tpfusion, could you stop talking about Jessica Marie Alba?
by tpfusion July 19, 2008
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Jessica is a massive liar. All she breathes is lies.

She seems to think that she is magnificent with everything she does.

Jessica always brags about her "beauty skills" when actually she has no talent.
She always puts people down for their race and weight when she is no stick herself!!!
She steals from her "friends" and is extremely rude and annoying towards them.
Jessica is by far the dumbest person you will ever meet, her excuse for it being "I'm a blonde."
she puts absolutely no effort into school work and only befriends people for popularity.
She puts herself on a pedestal and thinks she has the best, biggest and perkiest boobs but in reality they are tiny and saggy.

Jessica is a fugly fucking whore.
"my name iz Jessica an' I'm soooo popular!!! I know like everywunnn. they all larv mee."
by violet666 January 9, 2015
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jessica alba

definatly if not the hottest girl in the world, top 5 hottest. shes kindof a crappy actress but who gives a shit? any guy would pray of getting with her.
when i have sex with my wife/girlfriend, i usually think of jessica alba
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Jessica loves it when Mingus yells "FREEZE BITCH!!!!!".
by #sinktheboat September 24, 2017
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Jessie

bippity bobbity im comin to bomb your ginger haired property, anyway from that chant, she is gingiest mionecraft hoe you will ever meet other from that she is like diamond pickaxe, you know when in minecraft you find dem diamonds and you make a sword and a pickaxe your having one hell of a day, that is like meeting jessie. She is funnier than Shrek 4 Forever after, sad when donkey gets anal penetrated by shrek, thatis also like meeting jessie. But when you hear the plop of jessies poop you will instantly turn on. When you meet her dont meet her then your life will be gud
Jessie is like robux on roblox the sexiest ting on earth
by prick stickk October 6, 2017
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