Jack Merridew

A child who wanted to kill a pig and turned into a psycho And tried to kill a child called Ralph

Credits to William Golding

“Oh for goodness sake where are all of my pigs???”

“Oh god Jack Merridew has been…”

by Norchi and Souja April 8, 2022

Spouse-Jack

Hijacking your spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend online account (Facebook/Twitter/etc) that has been left logged in and unlocked (Laptop/Phone/Tablet) to post funny messages as them.

I forgot to lock my iPhone and my wife Spouse-Jacked my Facebook account.

by futiles September 5, 2010

anti-jack

Firmly gripping your penis and wedging it between the claw of a hammer, causing an inconceivable amount of pain.

The opposite of ejaculation.

fuck man i'm so bummed i'm gonna go home and anti-jack

by XyferGaming October 4, 2017

Jack Time

time for a cigarette; whenever you want a cigarette, announce that it is jack time

dude: hey man its jack time, you got a light?

by veree November 28, 2011

Jack-slapped

Slapped so hard you forgot everything you know, I.e., you don't know Jack..Jack-slapped

Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person A: Messing with the police.
Person 1: You're going to get Jack-slapped

by Nepuuuu January 1, 2020

dumping jack

the act of pooping on a females chest while jacking off

I took a dumping jack on Jane last night

by Defcon3 January 19, 2009

line-jacking

Verb: When a person steals comments or lines that he/she overheard or read and uses them as if the comment and/or line was theirs. He/she might use bits and pieces of the comment/line, or the whole thing.

Jessica: (talking to Alyssa) The iPhone is a fantastic piece of technology that has transformed people's view of a quality phone.
Alyssa: I definitely agree.

Alyssa: (talking to Mark) Yes I love the iPhone. It is a fantastic piece of technology that has transformed people's view of a quality phone.
Mark: Dude, stop line-jacking. I heard Jessica say the exact same thing.

by ymh123 December 25, 2009