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jason

a very short person and EXTREMELY sarcastic and very angry when called short. a Jason is also very harmless and can't do much to anyone taller than them. he also has a very short ding dong just like his height and has a short fuse. in a situation like a fire, he would leave everyone to die and save himself.
omg its Jason watch out
by kbruinink September 21, 2021
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jason

Jason is one of the most sweetest boys I’ve ever met. He always finds a way to make me laugh and feel appreciated, I love when we look at eachother in class and just burst out laughing. He knows a side of me not a lot of people have met! Even when I wasn’t that close with him I would see him laughing with his friends he would always seem happy. Now I can’t even go a day without staring at him and without him making me smile. He is very respectful and care about other people’s feelings, and he also doesn’t like to argue he believes that it is pointless and there is more to life.
???-Jason is so funny!
I know right.
???- Jason is super annoying.
No he’s not, You just don’t know him.
???- Why doesn’t jason care about anything, my gosh.

He does. Some things are just pointless🤷🏻 ♀️
by lovergirl1321201 November 19, 2023
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Jason

Jason has a really big cock and Joseph has a little one. Jason looks perfect and Joseph doesn't. Jason was in the war for 10 years and rescued 100 tigers and ventilated 7 whales mouth to mouth. In addition, Jason is the strongest in the gorilla enclosure with soft fur.
Jason ist cool
by Sabotage112 November 21, 2021
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Jason Day

December 29th is a day celebrating Jason day. Known for thanking all the people named Jason
Happy Jason day to all the Jason’s
by ManicEP December 29, 2022
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Jason

The kind of guy that wants to ask for your social medias. But won't.
Sally: Look, it's Jason!
Monica: He sent me a friend request on Facebook, but he hasn't spoken to me, ever. I try to say hi, but he just runs away?
Sally: Haha, what a Jason.
by Amia Mizudori December 22, 2021
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Jason

A man who is partially deaf, but still whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.
Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
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Jasoned

When a guy cheats on you with multipleeeeeeeeeeeeeee other women.
My ex Jasoned me with his lying ass, he was even sleeping with the babysitter!
by Daniyo January 28, 2021
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