Band Camp

Suffering. Dehydration, heat, holding an instrument in an uncomfortable position for long peroids of time, heat, long hours, no hanging with friends, and being called a nerd

Person 1: *In the hospitial*
Person 2: Why are you in the hosipital?
Person 1: Band camp
Person 2: *Under breath* nerd. *Loud enough to hear* Get better

by TrumpetKid15 September 4, 2019

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Barney Camp

A phrase you to denounce an activity as low, easy, or baby level, in comparison to the real thing, or something of greater difficulty.

1) High school is like barney camp compared to getting your masters.
2) Army Basic training is barney camp compared to ranger school

by ghille suit man September 20, 2015

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Church Camp Effect

When you are on a church event for so long that you forget what real girls look like and become so horny that the statue of Mary is turning you on. When you begin to lust over fat Betsy.

Give it 2 nights and the church camp effect will kick in.

That church camp effect is hitting Timmy hard, he is all over Betsy.

by FireCrotch17 May 10, 2020

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Camp Farley

The best place on the face of the earth. It is where you make life long friends.

Hey what are you doing over the summer?
I'm going to Camp Farley! Its the best camp ever.

by seabiscuit-thehorse June 26, 2019

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welcome to kweebec! you will probably get food poisoning but you’ll have fun doing it. the owner will cancel EVERYTHING you find enjoyable but hey... we still have a gaga pit! be prepared to have your bed dumped or put in the middle of our lake. showering is optional but encouraged. WARNING: DO NOT BUY FERN’S LUBE. see other words for further definition: diabetes

“Hey. Did you here about that one year where everyone in camp kweebec was sick?”
“Yeah. It was called Kwebola.”

by Echeal May February 20, 2021

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