Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Get the Business class asylum seekermug. by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023
Get the band classmug. A very FUn class to leanr and enjoy if you enjoy screaming by a guy who simps of linus and would marry hime and the rest of the class who si quiet and not normal i am the most normal person there the teacher is ok becuase she isn't here today
by Little Cat Lovr 223 March 4, 2022
Get the Tomken Class 067F 2021-2022mug. A celebrity who's nice while the camera s are rolling but one who becomes a complete a-hole once they stop rolling
I went to see my favorite comedian perform at a small intimate club
Before the show he seemed really nice 🙂 He stopped at every table in the house would ask you what you were drinking 🚰 did you want another.Of course everyone said yes as he said it was 'on the house'
(I later figured out it was just a ploy to get everyone to laugh 😂 more at his jokes) He really did 'crush it' however and so after the show I very politely approached the small intimate stage with cocktail 🍹 napkin and pen in hand hoping he would give me an autograph. I said.excuse me Mr............. I'm a big. Fan of yours.The show rocked. Do you suppose I could get
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And before I could finish he glared at me and said.... Look buddy do you think I get paid to sign autographs
Get the fuck out of here. At that point I knew he was a Class acthole and I could never look at his shows the same way I did
Before the show he seemed really nice 🙂 He stopped at every table in the house would ask you what you were drinking 🚰 did you want another.Of course everyone said yes as he said it was 'on the house'
(I later figured out it was just a ploy to get everyone to laugh 😂 more at his jokes) He really did 'crush it' however and so after the show I very politely approached the small intimate stage with cocktail 🍹 napkin and pen in hand hoping he would give me an autograph. I said.excuse me Mr............. I'm a big. Fan of yours.The show rocked. Do you suppose I could get
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And before I could finish he glared at me and said.... Look buddy do you think I get paid to sign autographs
Get the fuck out of here. At that point I knew he was a Class acthole and I could never look at his shows the same way I did
by 4realazitgits April 29, 2021
Get the Class actholemug. Dickhead military that does fake giveaways and claims they're in a war with the IRF because their HR's are giving their leader (cjkempWeirdFuckallNumbers) crap.
Noob: HeY cAn I gEt SuM fReE rObUx
warrior class: SuRe
Noob: WHERE'S MY FREE ROBUX?
Warrior class: Fuck IRF
warrior class: SuRe
Noob: WHERE'S MY FREE ROBUX?
Warrior class: Fuck IRF
by Yoshi4454 August 16, 2017
Get the Warrior Classmug. a term for people that own all the companies and housing in the world and do nothing to provide for society
by Koalamarx November 18, 2022
Get the owner classmug. by Mankman November 21, 2019
Get the High class smokemug.