Dylan Hocom

6’1, 185lbs, 60yd:8.39, Arm: 80mph, Bats:Right, Skidmore commit. Dylan Hocom is the future of D3 Baseball

Are you gonna play Juco? No, I’m pulling a Dylan Hocom

by jac0bwi150n March 19, 2024

shit hocking

when you are covering yourself with your own shit

Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo

by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024

malaysian hockey

When you put your hand in a cup of ice for 5 minutes then cup your balls.

When Shaq discovered the Malaysian Hockey after eating a bowl of ice cream, he knew he had to trick people into doing it.

by fishgaming June 20, 2024

Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it

Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.

by Bob lachtose December 2, 2024

Pond Hockey

Pond Hockey is a cocktail that is Pink Whitney Vodka and Club Soda with a lime.

You have Pink Whitney, can you make me a pond hockey?

by Adumbkid December 8, 2024

Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)

Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.

by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024

wet hockey

a game of hockey but its a very hot day
or a standard match of water polo

bart: water polo is just wet hockey

by DiscordReject4 March 25, 2025