hookers strap

Something a hooker wears to get more money

She wore the hookers strap today…

by UrMomsLastBF May 20, 2022

Hoofer

an annoying person who’s obsessed with horses.

nobody likes these type of people.

Go get some bitches

“Omg that lass is a right old hoofer, she needs to fucking pipe down”

by Hooferhaterwhogetsbitches June 1, 2022

hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK

Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.

by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022

holterback

A person who gets his mothers couch fucked by an associate.

Mr holterback gasped as he was told about the horrible scene that was his moms living room

by Your mothers couch August 5, 2022

hookerhole

Any orifice of an individual that solicits money for each use.

My friend and I are looking for a good hookerhole for the evening.

by Skunkape11 August 13, 2022

Hooner

Taking an L, doing/saying something extremely stupid or unpopular.

My friend thinks tits are better than ass, he’s having a hooner.

by legs that happen to be long August 21, 2022

Hooker

If you don’t know what this is . . .

Ask your mother

‘What’s a hooker mom’
‘You’re looking at one, son’

by JHerald800 August 24, 2022