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Failfecta

When you initially fail at something and in response, attempt to fix the problem, leading to not one, but two other major screw ups.
My god, I can't believe that after we found out about Senator Smith's affair, his office tried to change the subject by saying that he's done the right thing by taking care of the kid they had out of wedlock! Oh! and then we find out that he's been paying for them out of his campaign contributions. What a FAILFECTA
by Delgado1 July 14, 2009
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Failduck

an extention of the word fail, like epic fail, super fail and (insert your word here) fail. Failduck is normaly something some one say to another person after an in-successfull attempt of something.
Me and Stacey were making out the otherday, serious??!?!?!, we were gunna go fourth base but i didnt have a condom:/, .....Failduck
by THE Failduck August 2, 2009
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Faildate

Term used to describe an unsuccessful first date.
"I went out with this guy last night. It was such a FAILDATE. All he could talk about was his cats."
by Slugaboo December 14, 2009
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failbarrasting

fail + embarrasting = failbarrasting

guy 1: Did you see David crap on his car thinking it was his car?

guy 2
guy 1: Did you see David crap on his car thinking it was his car?

guy 2 : Yup, that was real failbarrasting
by Fluffeecrazy December 27, 2009
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Faildom

1) When you fail so much it becomes your life

2) Or when you play Yu-Gi-Oh too much

**Adding the word "epic" to faildom means that your life is about as fail as it can get
Example # 1: "Jeff, your life has become faildom for playing Yu-Gi-Oh so much"

Example # 2: Person 1: "He lives in his mother's basement now"

Person 2: "Wow, his life has surely become an epic faildom"
by Cryptic Hobo March 17, 2010
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Fail Bucket

A term used to point out fails like: Jokes, Stunts, Magic Tricks ect.
Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?

Person 2: Sure!

Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!

Person 2: ....

Person 1: So what do you think?

Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket

Person 1: Oh......Ok :(
by CaptainJefe April 7, 2010
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failemando

a way of explaining how someone fails. created by a blonde.
"hey Paul i got my cock stuck in a blender"

"Failemando!!"
by padrick the third April 14, 2010
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