dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.

Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?

by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019

dirt bridge

To have a bowel movement of the solid variety.

Aaron: I can’t talk right now, building a dirt bridge.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.

by Verakk December 17, 2019

martian dirt

occurs when period blood drips onto a females anus. derived from the phase "when the red river runs, take the dirt road."

"dude I heard when mikey when to smash Jessica she had a bad case of martian dirt he still smashed."

by pvtDouglas March 23, 2019

Dirt whore

A nasty bitch who surrounds herself with rescuers in the hopes to use them even if it means she only gets a kids happy meal without the toy and still feels like she's won. A BOTTOM FEEDER

Hot mess you are a dirt whore.

by Gage101 March 31, 2019

dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.

I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.

by Ohhboii April 17, 2019

Dirt sauce slump

When a person drinks too much alcohol or smokes too much weed and can not stand on their own.

One who is down for the count as they say.

Get Jerome out of the bar man, he’s dirt sauce slumped!

by Dirtsauceslump October 15, 2019

goy dirt

A sebaceous secretion that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised man. Smegma, head cheese.

Rachel found Wesley's goy dirt extremely off-putting.

by Dr_Nemesis August 27, 2019