Daddy Gilbert 

The sexiest hottest motherfucker on the planet they let you sit on their lap and are really hot

Wow daddy Gilbert is hot af I’m going to go sit on her lap.

Daddy Gilbert by Carpoolsyndrom November 6, 2019

Daddy Saltzer 

A person who has an exoskeleton around his body so his weight won’t collapse on him

Daddy Saltzer dummy thiccccc

Daddy Saltzer by a non-gay baby unlike Jaedyn November 15, 2019

Daddy G 

Anyone that uses the nickname “Daddy G” for there private story obviously has a monster cock and does some crazy ass shit that only his close friends know about, he’s kinda crazy but people love him

Girl 1: Whoa who is that guy?
Girl 2: Oh that’s Daddy G, I’ve heard he gets girls pregnant just by looking at them.

Daddy G by your mom6923 November 21, 2019

Daddy Richardson 

The thiccest man alive, one of the assistant principals at Stargate.

Man, Daddy Richardson just walked by and I just about came in my pants.

Daddy Richardson by Challie Eme December 12, 2019

daddy cabbage 

Pubic hair which comes in the colour green. Usually found on transsexuals or non-binary people.

Yoo that hooker last night had some nice daddy cabbage

daddy cabbage by JizzlePits February 17, 2020

Daddy, why did you eat my fries? 

That famous song from Adventure Time.

Then Marceline asked, "Daddy, why did you eat my fries?"

Daddy, why did you eat my fries? by banh a a February 18, 2020

Daddy Fucked My Cat 

I need fucking therapy.

Daddy fucked my pussy, bitch.

Johnny: Hey, I’m daddy now.
Step sis: alright, what are you doing stepbro?
Johnny: Daddy is gonna fuck you in the cat.

Two hours later
Step sis: Daddy fucked my cat!

Daddy Fucked My Cat by Yeetthebigtoe June 12, 2020