A Cum Artifacts are objects that have acquired online infamy due to having semen as a major part of them.
The most infamous Cum Artifacts are The Pony Cum Jar, The Cumbox, The Cumconut, The Cum Arm, The Jizz Powder and The Cum Dreamcast.
The most infamous Cum Artifacts are The Pony Cum Jar, The Cumbox, The Cumconut, The Cum Arm, The Jizz Powder and The Cum Dreamcast.
Mom: Hey Johnny, what is this bottle filled with milk i found under your bed?
Johnny: Ma, that's not milk...
Mom: Johnny, are you making Cum Artifacts again?
Johnny: Ma, that's not milk...
Mom: Johnny, are you making Cum Artifacts again?
by TwizzBMRF August 5, 2023
Get the Cum Artifact mug.A delicious burger. No need to put salt or cheese, because the semen is so good it substitutes for both. Once you eat a Cum Burger you will never want to eat food again. Just semen.
"Hey, (friend) ever eat a Cum Burger?"
Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"
Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"
by fortniteburgerexe April 28, 2022
Get the Cum Burger mug.Another euphemism for slut; a girl who fucks everyone, therefore sucking up everyone's cum like a sponge
Clueless Guy: You're not gonna believe this! I scored with Destiny last night!
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.
by AlabamaNibber May 20, 2015
Get the Cum Sponge mug.Jared a real Cum Troll. Last week I went over to his place and there 4 towels stiff as morning wood.
by aphillyp April 15, 2021
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Get the Cum gut mug.When a female (or homosexual male) has had so much sperm ejaculated inside of them (anus, mouth or vagina) that these areas actually smell like old sperm.
"Oh man, I took Scarlet home last night."
"How was it?"
"Terrible, she had a wicked case of cum hum."
"Oh man, that's horrific."
"Tell me about it, I almost threw up."
"How was it?"
"Terrible, she had a wicked case of cum hum."
"Oh man, that's horrific."
"Tell me about it, I almost threw up."
by MattyHavoc January 31, 2012
Get the Cum hum mug.When you and your bros hangout in either a house or on piece of furniture that has been nutted or squirted on a lot.
I like going over to their house, but it’s a real cum hangout. Everyone busts up in there
I need to get rid of my couch. It’s turned into a real cum hangout. Andrew fucked some nasty hoe on it again.
-Dembsqué
I need to get rid of my couch. It’s turned into a real cum hangout. Andrew fucked some nasty hoe on it again.
-Dembsqué
by Christoff March 6, 2021
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