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Saint Mary's College 

The sister school of Notre Dame. Known for being hotter than the girls at ND. Even though it has a Catholic affiliation, there's a lot of bad bitches there. Girls that go to Saint Mary's are referred to as "smicks" or "belles." There's a huge misconception that girls come here just because they didn't get into ND. While sometimes true, smicks love their college and their sisters. Oh and they get all the resources of ND for a tiny fraction of the tuition of domers.
ND Boy 1: Hey did you see those Smicks at the game?
ND Boy 2: Yeah man. I wish we had girls like that on our campus.

Smick 1: I love Saint Mary's College!
Smick 2: Belle yeah!
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ADT College 

A hell hole which imprisons poor helpless and innocent children
ADT College is a hell hole which imprisons poor helpless and innocent children
ADT College by rubbishfairy March 13, 2004

Smith College

Smith College is not a girls school with men it is a women's college without boys.
Smithies are the most successful women in the universe.
Smith College by rm 102 December 4, 2004

Wimbledon College 

A "religious" school in for those who hate Kings because they can't accept that life is unfair
I couldn't get into a decent school, so I went to Wimbledon College.

electoral college

Bull shit idea that makes it so the person who won the popular vot, usually doesn't become president.
Hey Gore won the popular vote! But we're still stuck with Bush!
electoral college by Sam April 4, 2005

Connecticut College 

Connecticut College, founded in 1911, all women until 1969, is home to some of the biggest stoners on earth. Contrary to the preppy image, Conn Coll is quite the underground scene of stoners and skunks. Located in scenic New London, its idyllic campus is in such economic dispair, some wonder how it could actually be in Connecticut--the richest state in the country. Alcoholics and potheads coexist in peace and harmony partying nearly every single night. Many attribute this to the lack of athletics on campus. However, our Division I sailing team (which throw the best kegs) is a great substitute for the standard frat or sorority, which are nonexistant at Conn Coll. Come to Conn Coll on a Thursday night and go to a TNE plastered, dodge a skunk (or a squirrel), smoke a bowl on the Green, take a trip to the Ridge and you'll find yourself never wanting to leave.
Connecticut College Camels rarely ever win but party like rock stars.

Sweatshirt College 

N. A College in which the sales of their sweatshirts are directly proportional to the amount of High School preps and/or Siblings of High School preps.
1) "As Tara, who is sporting her brothers Penn State Sweatshirt (A college she will never be admitted too), played Field Hockey, she noticed that she was due for a trip to the Tanning Salone. "What a Sweatshirt College whore that tara is," i thought to myself"

2) "Oh my god, i went to Cornell's open house yesterday and after i realized i will never get in I decided to buy a sweatshirt to hide that fact to the kids in our school. I really hope i turn Cornell into a Sweatshirt College!"
Sweatshirt College by Adam Gia August 2, 2006