Chocolate fart

A fart that spreads poop everywhere

I just had a chocolate fart

by Heavy butt sack April 2, 2021

Chocolate cock

A 19th century slang term referring to Cigars.

-Fancy a chocolate cock?
-Only if it's a Don Melo

by H. Jefferson June 1, 2018

Chocolate Tease

The act of someone offering to share one M&M out of their entire bag.

Katy: Hey Wendy, would you like an M&M?
Wendy: No thanks, one is just a chocolate tease and I'll only end up wanting for more.

by _ashes2ashes_ January 17, 2012

Chocolate Pot

When your partner takes a turd in your bellybutton then flattens it down to a smooth finish (Remove excess if necessary).

Last night my man gave me a nice warm chocolate pot, it was very filling.

by EJ charizard69 April 25, 2021

chocolate chug

When someone sit on your mouth, then proceeds to have intense diarrhea into your mouth whilst you are simultaneously swallowing it.

Me and my girl were in the mood for something kinky, so she gave me the chocolate chug

by bruhman87 January 13, 2022

Chocolate condom

The act of when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick is lightly layered with poo

George told me that Lacee gave him a chocolate condom last weekend when they did anal.

by Katie Ginger October 3, 2017

reindeer chocolate

When you shit in a kid's stocking.

Instead of giving the naughty kids coal, Santa now gives them reindeer chocolate

by Eddmario December 23, 2019