Chocolate volcano

When brown dookie comes out of your glutious Maximus and you flush the toilet and it clogs up. The toilet starts to spew poop all over the place. Erupting like a volcano.
Dezirae was taking a shit and when she tried to flush the toilet, a chocolate volcano erupted
by Lucky Son December 17, 2015
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Cum Chocolate

The sexual act of combining sugar and white chocolate with semen to create a candied treat, usually to be given as revenge.
"Yo bro! My girl suggested we make cum chocolate for Regina's party tomorrow!"
by TheFoxMother February 18, 2023
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Chocolate Brazilian

When you spend too long to wipe after taking a shit so the shit dries to your asshair and you have to pull it off in chunks
Jeff: I gave myself a chocolate Brazilian the other day
Geoff:???
Jeff: I spent too long on my phone taking a shit and had to rip all the hair out of my asshole, now I've got the cleanest brown eye in the state
Geoff: I don't want to be friends anymore
by Jthorpe February 04, 2020
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Chocolate midnight

The act of eating out a black woman who is extremely dark skinned
Me and that black girl had the best chocolate midnight session.
by ScoobertMcDoobert April 22, 2015
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Chocolate Mickey

After going Balls deep with anal sex, the balls are then pulled out and look like chocolate mouse ears.
My wife promised anal if she could have some chocolate afterward. I gave her a Chocolate Mickey and made us both happy.
by CocoYetea May 02, 2019
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Chocolate spread

Where you smear chocolate all over your dick and put it in a girls arse and she shits on you dick then she puts your cock inbetween two bits ago bread making it a chocolate spread sandwich
Yo bob see that girl over there , well we preformed the chocolate spread last night
by Borris fat chode November 05, 2020
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Chocolate fart

A fart that spreads poop everywhere
by Heavy butt sack April 02, 2021
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