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catch22

see War On Terrorism, War On Drugs, War In Iraq, and Vietnam
Bush sure made a good catch22 over there in Iraq.
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
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dream catcher

A dream catcher is another name for the underwear/boxers/panties during a wet dream. When a male is sleeping and has a wet dream his underwear/boxers will catch the cum allowing for little mess. When a female is sleeping and has a wet dream her panties will become very moist and not allow the juicy goodness to run down her thighs.
Adam woke up early Thursday morning after a steamy dream of his friend Theresa, but when he reached down to adjust himself he felt the stickiness of his load on his dream catcher. All Adam could do is smile and think how it would have felt if he blew his load in Theresa.
by Jeff Briggs April 27, 2013
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Catching the Crazy Turkey

A sexual act that involves a wild turkey as well as making turkey noises during intercourse. If you don't know what it is, it's too wild for you.
Dave: Why does Gary look so tired?
Larry: Shit dude, bet he was catching the crazy turkey last night, if you know what I mean!
Dave: ...what?
by CheekyHandle December 13, 2014
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chavvy catcher

one who catches chavvies (i.e the police).
oh no chavvy catchers are out again them fooking chav theives must be about.
by blues hat January 1, 2005
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frog catcher

A person who catches frogs, preferably in customised vinyl macs and wellies, with a helmet, and net.
Leah and Lucay are the best frog catchers in town. Leah makes the outfits.
by Lucay October 3, 2005
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coconut catcher

a typical black person or of the ethnic variety
look at this coconut catcher bruup brrup what a coon!!
by johnous boyous May 20, 2008
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captcha vision

When a person's eyesight, or perception of what they see, is so totally distorted (like the captcha codes you must enter on certain websites), they have "captcha vision."
A: Dude, what a dog you were making out with last night!
B: Oh was she? I had way too much to drink.
A: No. I mean it was a dog. It think it was a spaniel.
B: Shit! My worst case of captcha vision ever!
by shopping_w/Satan July 8, 2009
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