by tha_original_jacket July 30, 2006
Get the cake mug.The delicious treat, Cunt-Cake. Add several scoops of whipped cream and other sweet confections in the groin area of a female. Then count how many licks it takes to get to the center of the cake and into the cave (Abyss), please tell me the answer on how many licks it takes to get to the center of a cuntcake. *Lame music here*
That cuntcake was a filling late night treet, but I still had room in my tummy to slide my tounge into the cave, and eventually my wang.
by Raven April 28, 2004
Get the Cunt-Cake mug.1) a type of cake made by partially mixing vanilla and chocolate cakes before cooking, to create a marble effect
2) inter racial homosexual anal sex
2) inter racial homosexual anal sex
by AschlaboIII March 9, 2004
Get the marble cake mug.Haz - "cake piece of cake on a plate"
Luke - "Thats a metaphor for your punny"
-Offering your punny on a plate-
"I'd Like to get a piece of that lady cake"
-I'd like to dog her-
"I want your cake on my face it tastes quite nice, but your a disgrace"
-Your pussy tastes nice but your a dog-
Luke - "Thats a metaphor for your punny"
-Offering your punny on a plate-
"I'd Like to get a piece of that lady cake"
-I'd like to dog her-
"I want your cake on my face it tastes quite nice, but your a disgrace"
-Your pussy tastes nice but your a dog-
by mattsymon April 24, 2006
Get the Lady cake mug.by Cakey1 August 4, 2011
Get the Cake it up mug.A festival of gays that generally is held at fire island. The party inevitably runs out of cake and turns into a cock fest.
Mike: Hey Frank where is Rewg?
Frank: Hes on flamer island at a cake and cock party no cake just cock.
Mike: what a faggot...
Frank: Hes on flamer island at a cake and cock party no cake just cock.
Mike: what a faggot...
by Rewg August 25, 2011
Get the cake and cock party mug.A "turd cake" is a useless little nerd, most often they are in their early teens, like 12 year old boys.
BUT, they can also be adults who never grew out of the "turd cake" stage.
BUT, they can also be adults who never grew out of the "turd cake" stage.
ex: Mr. Charles, can I have this? Mr. Charles, can I have that?
Mr. Charles, I am cooler than you.
Turd Cake Repellent starts with: No you useless "turd cakes" stfu, and go bother your parents.
Mr. Charles, I am cooler than you.
Turd Cake Repellent starts with: No you useless "turd cakes" stfu, and go bother your parents.
by Max Chill February 26, 2010
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