Canada's History

Sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

Lets perform Canada's History in the cabin.

by johnsteck February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual move that involves taking a shrimp deveiner to your partner's dick.

I'm not walking straight after learning a little about Canada's history last night.

by missingyes February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.

Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?

by colbertfan91918 February 4, 2010

Canada with you

It’s used for the expression of liking or sexual intentions to your crush.

Hey Karen! I really want to Canada with you!

by lifeisapartyandimthepinata November 17, 2019

Canada's History

A Sex act involving maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, antlers, and the entire cast of Little People Big World.

Also known as a Canadian History Lesson

"Steven's sister from Yale thought she had what it takes, until she sat down to receive an oral exam in Canada's History"

by MCRON February 4, 2010

Canada

Fuck lincoln.

American: Hi, are you from canada?
Canadian: Worthless eh? yes yah hoser!

by thatoneguy69 November 5, 2012

Canada

Destroyed by Feminists and Marxists. Welcome to the shitty machine.

Canada is dead...at least they still ship Seagram’s

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020