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Canada's History

May-14-1902 Nova Scotia. A Samquanch ate 14 Canadian babies.
by Buddha311 February 4, 2010
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Canada

American: Hi, are you from canada?
Canadian: Worthless eh? yes yah hoser!
by thatoneguy69 November 5, 2012
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Canada's History

Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.
Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?
by colbertfan91918 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that Stephen Colbert can't describe it on the air. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
Fitting it all in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's History
by hisdudeguy February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A Sex act involving maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, antlers, and the entire cast of Little People Big World.

Also known as a Canadian History Lesson
"Steven's sister from Yale thought she had what it takes, until she sat down to receive an oral exam in Canada's History"
by MCRON February 4, 2010
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canada

i hate canada. they dont have caprisun
by carolsnova June 28, 2022
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Canada's History

The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.
Heather was delighted when I showed her Canada's History
by crossedcords February 4, 2010
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